Baby it's cold outside! BadBoy's Santa Girls are cumming!

Why is Santa so jolly? 
​Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. 

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus.

What does Santa bring naughty girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included". 

Why is Christmas just like your job?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

What do you call a broke santa?
It's Saint-NICKEL-LESS

Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

Which Limp Bizkit song do elves listen to while building toys?
He did it all for the cookies!

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why is Santa's sack so full?
Because he only comes once a year

Why does Santa go to strip clubs?
To visit all the ho ho ho's.

Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?
because she was a ho ho ho.